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Thomas de Grey, 6th Baron Walsingham, of Merton Hall, Norfolk, was an English politician and amateur entomologist.
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Marymount Hermitage is a Roman Catholic hermitage for the Hermit Sisters of Mary in Mesa, Idaho, U.S.. Built on a mesa, it spans 100 acres of rangeland in Adams County.
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