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John Duffy was the head coach of the Leigh Centurions in the Super League, and is a former Scotland international rugby league footballer who played as a scrum-half, stand-off and hooker in the 1990s, 2000s and 2010s.
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Matilda Anna Ingrid Lutz is an Italian model and actress. She starred in the 2017 horror film Rings and action thriller film Revenge. She also appeared in the Netflix series Medici - The Magnificent, Part 1, and in A Classic Horror Story.
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Huatian Technology is a publicly listed Chinese semiconductor company headquartered in Tianshui, Gansu.
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