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{"fact":"The heaviest cat on record is Himmy, a Tabby from Queensland, Australia. He weighed nearly 47 pounds (21 kg). He died at the age of 10.","length":135}

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{"fact":"Cats have 300 million neurons; dogs have about 160 million","length":58}

{"fact":"Unlike other cats, lions have a tuft of hair at the end of their tails.","length":71}

{"slip": { "id": 136, "advice": "Everything matters, but nothing matters that much."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 47, "advice": "If you need cheering up, try searching online for photos of kittens."}}

{"fact":"Researchers believe the word \u201ctabby\u201d comes from Attabiyah, a neighborhood in Baghdad, Iraq. Tabbies got their name because their striped coats resembled the famous wavy patterns in the silk produced in this city.","length":212}